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In a movie so crass & awkwardly cast, even I could be the star
I'M ERASING YOU AND I'M HAPPY!
Created on 2003-02-06 09:41:37 (#889464), last updated 2009-06-21
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| Name: | beauty is but the conscious sum of our perversions |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-17 |
| Location: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
"That is an act that is too often neglected. It means, 'to create ties'. "

Some things other people said that I really like:
"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." -Martin Luther King, Jr.
"In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh." -W. H. Auden
"Life is a gift horse in my opinion." --J.D. Salinger
"I accept Chaos. I am not sure if it accepts me." --Bob Dylan
About me: Riddled with Virgoan/former Catholic anxiety, pasty, accident-prone, and, according to some intrusive stranger on the street, cultivating a big bald spot from all the hair dye I've used over the years (although
beelzebabe, from whom I can expect complete candour, swears this is false).
I failed every Presidential Fitness Test spectacularly. At 15 I made it my mission to recite every state nickname at will. You'd never know it to read my typo-riddled journal and comments, but I made not too bad a showing on the low-grade competitive spelling bee circuit back in the 'burbs. I was also a member of the "Saintly Singers" choir and a soloist in "Hey, God! Listen!" in junior high. This should all provide some context for my "Queen of the Nerds" icon.
P.S. That is me, being a "paid entertainer" in the gorilla suit.
[NOTE: Most of my entries are friends only, but I'm always open to making new friends if you can stomach a lot of solipsistic rambling, pop culture obsession, and half-baked political musings. I personally enjoy reading any or all of these, myself.]

Some things other people said that I really like:
"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." -Martin Luther King, Jr.
"In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh." -W. H. Auden
"Life is a gift horse in my opinion." --J.D. Salinger
"I accept Chaos. I am not sure if it accepts me." --Bob Dylan
About me: Riddled with Virgoan/former Catholic anxiety, pasty, accident-prone, and, according to some intrusive stranger on the street, cultivating a big bald spot from all the hair dye I've used over the years (although
I failed every Presidential Fitness Test spectacularly. At 15 I made it my mission to recite every state nickname at will. You'd never know it to read my typo-riddled journal and comments, but I made not too bad a showing on the low-grade competitive spelling bee circuit back in the 'burbs. I was also a member of the "Saintly Singers" choir and a soloist in "Hey, God! Listen!" in junior high. This should all provide some context for my "Queen of the Nerds" icon.
P.S. That is me, being a "paid entertainer" in the gorilla suit.
[NOTE: Most of my entries are friends only, but I'm always open to making new friends if you can stomach a lot of solipsistic rambling, pop culture obsession, and half-baked political musings. I personally enjoy reading any or all of these, myself.]
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'50s party dresses, (writing parenthetical asides), 1930s, accordion players, acerbic wit, adrien brody, antique jewelry, arcane knowledge, arrested development, art deco, art nouveau, bad taste, beauty in sadness, beauty in the grotesque, beelzebabe-a-go-go, beirut, belle and sebastian, belly dance, bespectacled boys, big appetites, bill murray, bob dylan, bookworms, bordello decor, boycotting fuckin' myspace, burlesque, cabinets of curiosities, charlie kaufman, chinoiserie, chuck klosterman, cinema, cintra wilson, coen brothers, coffee, compassionate people, coney island, cooking and baking, costumes, courtship via mix cds, crooked teeth, daniel kitson, dessert fetishism, donnie darko, eccentrics, edward norton, egon schiele, elliott smith, eugene hutz, faded grandeur, flamenco, flappers, flight of the conchords, florid vocabularies, freaks and geeks, gamine girls, gangly tattooed limbs, garlic, garter belts, geisha, gustav klimt, halloween, hedwig, iconoclasts, idiosyncrasies, imagination, introspection, iron & wine, irreverence, jazz age, jd salinger, jean-pierre jeunet, joel-peter witkin, jonathan ames, kavalier and clay, kids in the hall, lanky big-nosed dudes, le petit prince, lester bangs, low, max fischer, men in ill-fitting suits, mermaid parade, mermaids, monty python, muppets, my weird cat suki, natural healing, neko case, neurotics, neutral milk hotel, nick drake, nino quincampoix, non-sequitirs, obsessing, oddities, old french nude postcards, paris, peacocks, philip seymour hoffman, pinup girls, pop culture crap, recreational insomnia, requited love, retro glamour, richard billingham, rufus wainwright, sarah vowell, sarcasm, seamed stockings, self-deprecation, self-effacing geeks, shy exhibitionism, singing, six feet under, spinal tap, squandering my time online, sufjan stevens, surrealism, tangential conversations, the beatles, the decemberists, the flaming lips, the kinks, the lost generation, the magnetic fields, the office (uk), the onion, the shins, the simpsons, the smiths, the velvet underground, the white stripes, the young ones, theater, tom waits, tomboys, ukulele, underdogs, vegetarianism, victorian taxidermy tableaus, vintage clothing, vintage eyeglasses, volunteering, weimar republic, wes anderson, will oldham, willy wonka, wong kar-wai, writing, young curmudgeons
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